HOTEL KERALA-FONIA Lyrics :)

May 24, 2006 – 5:40 am

On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don’t like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering “No power today”
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It’s infested here
It’s infested here

His finger’s stuck up his nostril
He’s got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that’s just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room’s full of mice
He said,
Don’t worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can’t cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God’s Own Country? Oh, Hell!

  1. 18 Responses to “HOTEL KERALA-FONIA Lyrics :)”

  2. Hey hey hey this is bad eh :-)

    By Umesh on May 25, 2006

  3. Machaan, brilliant stuff da

    By Ravages on May 25, 2006

  4. My abs are killing me…. just can’t stop the laughs…

    Dhooooooool Machan….!

    By Govindarajan on May 25, 2006

  5. Nice bit…….

    Really… it must have take u some time and creativity into this

    Anyway grea8 stuff……

    But, I am sure no Mallu is gonna ..”take it easy”.. you definitely would get somethin back from them … in the “long run”…..

    Check this one out……. he gives a better perspectve to things than the rest..

    http://savekerala.blogspot.com/

    Bye

    By Shanks on May 26, 2006

  6. Muths… my maan……

    Missed these links…..

    http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~mp/malayalam/
    http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~mp/malayalam/blogs/

    By Shanks on May 26, 2006

  7. Hey Shanks, I didnt write this stuff. wish i could find the time to do so :)

    Think the next spoof number is gonna be ” Take it Easy? :p Thanks for the idea dude.

    Checked the links. Nice to know that our friendly neighbourhood Mallu bloggers do care about Kerela

    By Muthu Online on May 26, 2006

  8. Mate…….

    The guy…… is a prof….based in sam’s land…….

    and he has the time to do keep us updated …… its even more shameful

    Bye.

    By Shanks on May 26, 2006

  9. Hey.. check out below link for what its worth..

    http://www.business-opportunities.biz/projects/how-much-is-your-blog-worth/

    Never knew it was worth so much !!

    Bye 4 now..

    By Shanks on May 26, 2006

  10. Cool! Wonder what the valuation criteria is?

    By Muthu on May 29, 2006

  11. hey i think this fellows eagle should be paying for the royalty coz they stole the song from kerala guys.Nai enda mavane!

    By kuuppusam al nakodo ssamy on Jun 11, 2006

  12. yea rite kuuppusam!

    By Muthu on Jun 12, 2006

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  16. its too good man!!!!

    By debby on Nov 14, 2006

  17. its too good man!!!!send some more!!!!!!!!!

    By debby on Nov 14, 2006

  18. Kool man ..really cool………..

    Eagles…..FTW man………

    I heard the audio too of tis ……..pretty cool but lousy…..
    Makin audio track of my own now….
    really hillarious man……..

    By D_NES on Aug 13, 2008

  19. this song is lousily funny. One time hear song and make ur freinds hear one more time..thats it. Good lyrics. But I bet Kerala is much better place than is described here

    By nikkie on Aug 19, 2008

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