“Play House” and Microwave Dinner
She : Hey, you wanna play House?
He : I dont know, How do you play?
She : Ok, First you come home from work, then I come home from work
She : We ll gripe over our Jobs, Traffic woes, soaring Real Estate prices and then we ‘ll argue over whose turn it is to Microwave dinner.
My best wishes 
Your time will come brother!
Good one..